can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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