Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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