have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Randomize
