no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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