You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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