Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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