It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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