he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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