All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
