I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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