You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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