I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
