how can u be prego again
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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