The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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