Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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