she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Randomize