Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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