I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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