So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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