i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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