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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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