Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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