The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I feel like a drive thru vagina
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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