two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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