Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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