But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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