What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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