I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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