I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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