I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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