oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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