Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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