It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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