I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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