I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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