I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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