Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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