She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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