office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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