I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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