Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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