Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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