Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i think i just lost a toe
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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