help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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