I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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