ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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