When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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