Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she smelled like a LAN party
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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