Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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