The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm having to shit out rocks
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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