Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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