his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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