I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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