Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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